Book Titles Rewritten to Get More Clicks (The Millions)

Have fun with this list of book titles rewritten to increase click rates—or, as the author puts it, “whorishly titled” to attract attention. It’s also a kind of mini-quiz (if you don’t enjoy a challenge, that is).

I doubt any of these titles will inspire new readers, but they are certainly a laugh for old fans of Austen, Dickens, Nabokov, and more. But who knows? Here’s One Weird Trick to Get Out of Paying Your Rent Forever is intriguing…