Via Annie Evett:
Charles Dickens: Please, sir, I’d like a martini.
Bartender: Sure thing. Olive or twist?
@DanWilbur on Harper Lee’s new novel Go Set a Watchman:
Can’t believe Harper Lee didn’t go with: 2 Kill 2 Mockingbirds
From someecards.com:
“Let’s not bother Mom right now, she’s reading,” said no child ever.
And finally, from Jim Benton.com: